Truly it should...
This week and last week have been such a crazy wild ride!! I will list them in order of craziness.
Please read this, I know it's long, but it will be worth your time.
5. Saturday, my boyfriend and I, went Turkey/Frog hunting. We were prepared not to see or hear any turkeys (that's just how it is when you go turkey hunting in the fall). Once we were settled and waiting for a while, we decided to make a call just to see; two turkeys about 20 yards away made the loudest calls I have ever heard. They were almost screaming back and forth to each other, it was awful!
We saw them both, but didn't have a good shot. After waiting awhile they flew down from the trees and were in sight, but THEN TWO BUCKS walk right in front of them!!! Of course it's not deer season and of course they are both in perfect range to shoot!! Ahhh!
4. Today, on my way to work, I was listening to the local radio station, Y Country, and they had a contest on. They distorted this song and then wanted us to guess what the song was. Well I knew it and decided for the first time to call in and see if I could at least get through. Well I did and I won!!
I won a whole roasted chicken from a local grocery store and 4 tickets to the Niles Haunted House. What a win aye?
3. Sad story really, but where I work we had an office cat, Pickles. Well pickles has been around the block, very old, last week Monday a lady I work with walked into the back room and screamed. I thought maybe she saw a mouse, but no it was Pickles....Mangled.....Dead.....Body. I took one look at that cat and knew without a shadow of a doubt that it was dead. I told my boss and as she was going to look in the back room, this cat comes prancing out, like it had never just died. I guess cats really do have nine lives.
Well as the week went on Pickles continued to look worse and worse. Finally on Thursday, everyone decided to have the cat put down. We called the humane society and and found out that it will cost at least $30 to come pick up the cat. That was just too much money for this small country business, so we decided the best thing to do was to take matters into our own hands. I called my boyfriend, Dale, and asked him if he could put this poor cat out of its misery, He said he would. I took the Pickles home with me and never heard a peep out her the whole ride. Once we got to Dale's house I opened the box and in a matter a minutes, the cat jumped out of the box and took off into the woods. It happened so fast we couldn't believe this mostly dead cat could move so quickly. Hopefully that wasn't her ninth life!!?
2. My new favorite show is
Duck Dynasty. It is on A&E on Wednesday nights, season 2 starts October 4th (Nice little plug there)!! Anyways, on this show they follow this "Hillbillies" family that made it rich by making Duck Calls (Duck Commander, duck calls) and it's all about what rich hillbillies do day to day. Well this one
episode they go golfing and at this golf coarse they find this pond that is the "Honey Spot" for frog hunting, so they decide to go back at night and hunt these frogs for a nice tasty dinner. There's more to the story, but you're just gonna have to watch it for yourself. Anyways this got me real excited to go frog hunting, so Monday night Dale and I did. We caught 12 frogs and it was sooo fun! Oh and then we cooked them and ate them!! Yum!!
Here's some proof.
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| Frogs in a Bag |
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| Frogs in a Pan |
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| Frogs in our Tummys |
1. Now for the number one craziest story of all time!! Saturday, Dale and I, went to MSU (Michigan State University) to tailgate for the MSU Notre Dame game. It was a cooler day, but nice enough to wear t-shirts, so we bought jackets along for later. In the midst of all the tailgating chaos, we land out jackets down and basically put them out of mind. When the game was about to start everyone began to clean up and put things away. When we (dale, myself, and his friend drew) returned from the bathroom, our coats were gone!! We were in shear panic, because each of us had nice, expensive coats. We called just about everyone from the tailgate asking them if they happened to pick them up. After no one knew what happened to them, we decided it must have been a bum. You see at MSU when you throw a beer can or a pop can down on the ground, within minutes (no lie) a hobo/bum will come by and pick it up. The place is CRAWLING with bums, so for us to assume this is truly not too far fetched.
As the night went on we were still moping about losing our coats and the later it got the colder it got. By 11 O'Clock at night, we were sad, mad, cold, and tired!! We all decided to just go back to the hotel and sleep in out nice warms beds and hopefully we would forget about it.
At 12:30 am, Dale's friend Drew storms into the hotel room yelling that we found our coats. As i slowly opened my eyes I saw the white letters I am so found of, "North Face". I sat up in my bed quickly to see if it was really true, and there right in front of my eyes was my our coats. Drew continued to tell us he saw this bum walking on the side walk with an arm full of coats, upon further inspection he spotted his green jacket, and then Dales, and the mine!! He confronted the bum, he denied, so he grabbed them from the bum, pushed him and ran like heck!
I felt like I was on an episode if Seinfeld, it was so unbelievable to me I kept asking the rest of the night, "Did we really just get our coats back from a bum?".
Thanks for reading!
